How natural selection works in the 21st century.

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You could try not standing in front of the car while it's doing a burnout. But if you're already braindamaged, who really cares?

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His bike fell to pieces, but amazingly his face seems to be intact.

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If you can get knocked off a horse by a seagull, you need to eat a Big Mac or ten.

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Hey Bubba, I got a great idea! Let's stick our hands down a shark's throat. What could go wrong?

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When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.

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I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.

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Take that you braces haters!

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I think the Joker is closer than he believed.

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I like it when dinner tenderizes itself.

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This is sort of like when my cat meows at me for closing the door in his face, except it's a freakin elephant that can pop you like a berry.

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Hope you weren't too fond of your van there buddy, 'cause that elephant just totaled it.

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I guess you're allowed to drive in the wrong lane in Russia as long as your car is facing the right direction...

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Blowing shit up is what science is all about.

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At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement.

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What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out...

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Pilot loses control and smashes his WWII plane into the ground.

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Yeah, let's jump in the air and grab a half-naked man before falling into the pool! This just screams frat boys.

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Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?

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Someone needs to hit her so she shuts up.

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